hipster photo of hipster breakfast at a hipster coffee joint. ritual coffee and delicious egg sandwich.
Which one did I pick?
On the way up. 225#.

Thank you! I made two versions of the story.
Short story: My friend that I had the hots for...
brunch in chicago, 8 am steak and cocktails. #vacation
If ever there was a picture that could tell the entire story of my last five days, it would be this.
Death by $5 box of oreos.
So! Hi there!
I’m back!
Tired, so I’ll post more tomorrow afternoon after I come back from all the things I have to deal with in the morning.
I am an amazing shade of tan right now, somewhere between burnt coconut and coffee with light cream.
How was your weekend?